Jesus' Resume

>> The Resume of Jesus Christ
>>
>> Address: Ephesians 1:20
>> Phone: Romans 10:13
>> Website: The Bible
>> Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
>>
>> Hello. My name is Jesus - The Christ.
>> Many call me Lord!
>> I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking
>> the top management position in your heart.
>> Please consider my accomplishments
>> as set forth in my resume.
>>
>> Qualifications
>> * I founded the earth and established the heavens, (Proverbs
> 3:19)
>> * I formed man from the dust of the ground,
>> (Genesis 2:7)
>> * I breathed into man the breath of life,
>> (Genesis 2:7)
>> * I redeemed man from the curse of the law,
>> (Galatians 3:1 3)
>> * The blessings of the Abrahamic
>> Covenant comes upon your life through me,
>> (Galatians 3:14)
>>
>> Occupational Background
>> * I've only had one employer,
>> (Luke 2:49).
>> * I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient,
>> slothful or disrespectful.
>> * My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me,

(Matthew 3:15-17)
>>
>> Skills Work Experiences
>> * Some of my skills and work experiences -- empowering the poor to be poor no more,

healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind
>> and setting at liberty them that are bruised,

(Luke 4:18)
>> * I am a Wonderful Counselor,

(Isaiah 9:6).
>> People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil

(Proverbs 1:33).
>> * Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins,
>> (I John 1:7-9)
>>
>> Educational Background
>> * I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding,

(Proverbs 2:6).
>> * In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge,

(Colossians 2:3).
>> * My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet
>> and a light unto your path,

(Psalms 119:105).

>> * I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart,

(Psalms 44:21)
>>
>> Major Accomplishments
>> * I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times,

(Genesis 1:26).
>> * I laid down my life so that you may live, (II Corinth ians 5:15).
>> * I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly,
>> (Colossians 2:15).
>> * I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
>> * There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here.
>> You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE.
>> You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
>>
>> References
>> * Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation,

deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
>>
>> In Summation
>> Now that you've read my resume,
>> I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill
> this vital position in your heart.
>>
In summation, I will properly direct your paths,

(Proverbs 3:5-6),
>> and lead you into everlasting life,

(John 6:47).
>> When can I start? Time is of the essence,

(Hebrews 3:15).
>>
>> Send this resume to everyone,
>> you never know who may have an opening!
>> Thank you for your help,
>> may God bless you!
>>
>> ~Author Unknown